What Did I Do?
I graduated high school with a 3.6 GPA (could have been a 4.0 but why put effort into studying irrational roots, imaginary numbers, and drunk poets named Edgar Allan Poe when you literally could give a shit less). It didn’t take many brain cells to figure out that there is college is a compete waste of time unless you are going to be a doctor, lawyer, engineer, or something that actually REQUIRES you to need a piece of paper called a degree that says you know some shit. Or of course if you want $50K in student loans, a shitty car, and a minimum wage job having earned that bachelor’s degree! So what did I do?